you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then


yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

(via sophtly)

i was absolutely off my tits the other night/morning and talked about minecraft for about 30 minutes straight and i’ve literally played it about two times. i didn’t even know i had that much to say about it

had a kind of major revelation today sort of. not really a revelation. i dunno how to word it. just realised something. ok thats a revelation. so i had a revelation 

u know that post going round that’s like “you suddenly realise how insignificant you are to a person when you don’t text them first and you never speak again” WELL i feel like i never txt people first because i think i’m being annoying and pestering so i genuinely don’t do it because someone’s insignificant i do it cause im lame

MAN i’m so jel of my canadian flat mate. she went to paris two weeks ago, visited scotland the week before that and NOW she’s in dublin to celebrate paddy’s day!!!